can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think my fart just growled at me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
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