He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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