By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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