how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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