and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
