The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You had me at "let me see your balls"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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