I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
tell me about the fingering
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