my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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