I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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