What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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