could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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