Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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