I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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