Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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