everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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