Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Randomize