I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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