I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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