six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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