If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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