I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
She said her name was "party"
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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