normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
And then he peed in my hair
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