this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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