i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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