singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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