who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
