yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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