Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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