I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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