If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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