Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just want nice things and good sex
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
