If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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