Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
