i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
