Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
