It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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