Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He has the fingertips of a God
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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