She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Randomize
