do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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