butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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