I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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