lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I enjoy the company of your penis
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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