brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize