I'm laying in your front yard are you home
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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