I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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