Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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