So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We just shotgunned beers for America
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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