Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
send nudes
from the living room?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize