whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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