Me. At least after what I've been through.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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