i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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