he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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