I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
