Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
