I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I love you. Go after that dick
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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