Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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