This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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