Joe is yelling at the trees again.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
