Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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